Well, we are Knockout Bell; and we are coming to you from Linda Vista
Which is in San Diego, CA 92111
And if you’re not familiar with the Linda Vista area of San Diego, CA
Just find yourself at the Fashion Valley Transit Center, catch that 120

Well, in Linda Vista there is a taco shop — a particular favorite of ours, here at Knockout Bell
And one night I was walking home from said taco shop
When a shadowy figure appeared out of a shadowy corner with a shadowy knife

And I knew what I had to say, how it was all gonna go down:

“So, you want all my money, huh? And my wallet, too, I suppose. Well, I’ll tell you what. I got a flier in my back pocket, and a cigarette behind my ear. And the only thing that I got left, is this burrito. So, if you wanna try to beat a dead horse while he’s down — well, be my guest. Shit, go to town.
“But, I’ll tell you this: when I am done with that burrito, I’m gonna smoke that cigarette. And the next pretty girl that I see? Well, she is getting that flier.
“So, you’re probably thinking to yourself, ‘Well, that don’t leave much for me.’ Well, for you I got my two big fists, and my big fat mouth.
“Then that’s when you’re gonna say, ‘That’s not what I want. I mean, why the fuck would I bring a knife down here for a fucking burrito? Give me some money, man!’
“Well, too bad.”